Dream Without Fears, Love Without Limits


thealmightlybattle:

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us


Via ✄ A T R O P O S ☠

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

Via pizza ✌


hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock)

Via (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ ★゜・。。✧・

unclefather:

We don’t love these hoes

(Source: onlylolgifs)


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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings)

Via pizza ✌

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

Via One day.....all the pain will be gone


bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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Via select your distraction





dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

(Source: raging-midgardian-soprano)


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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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Via funneestuff.com

(Source: assholedisney)


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